Tuesday, May 8, 2007

True Science

Anne: I am so sick of playing with marbles. They don't pay me enough for this sh*t.
Sally: Indubitably.
Anne: Watch it with the language, Sal. Five year olds don't say stuff like "indubitably". They are going to catch on to us.
Sally: You, Miss Anne, are the one who should watch your language. Indeed!
Anne: I may curse like a sailor, but at least it's "normal" cursing. I'm not the one who's autistic!
Sally: Jealous? Yes, I understand. Let's get this over with. Frankly, I don't think the doctor knows where the marble is any more than the child does.
Anne: Where is it anyway?
Sally: I put one in the basket and the box this time. I like the way this kid flaps his hands.

2 comments:

  1. The psych version of Who's on First?

    Poor Anne has lost her marbles, I fear...

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